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14 November 2006 @ 10:40 pm
Dear Santa!  
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ssotknapsack's purse (30 points). Last week I put money in sinneahtes's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I set 1lady_so_divine's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I gave dawn_felagund a kidney (1000 points). In January zydico628 and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (928 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
linwe_ancalime

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Niki the Wanderersinneahtes on November 14th, 2006 10:50 pm (UTC)
If you set someone's puppy on fire, I hesitate to ask why you're asking for an Easy-Bake Oven!

But thanks for the parking meter money. ;)
Cordial Kirsty of the Castle: Millenium Bridgelinwe_ancalime on November 14th, 2006 11:42 pm (UTC)
Wellllllllll...I promise I don't do it with any great frequency!

You're welcome, anything to take down those nasty traffic wardens (parking attendants is what you call them, I think). ;-)
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Cordial Kirsty of the Castle: Fly the flag!linwe_ancalime on November 14th, 2006 11:48 pm (UTC)
Just the once...or twice...okay, it was three times and I'm not ashamed of it, I deserve my easy bake oven dammit! :-P
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Cordial Kirsty of the Castlelinwe_ancalime on November 15th, 2006 12:07 am (UTC)
What if the pony was doing the spanking?
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Cordial Kirsty of the Castlelinwe_ancalime on November 15th, 2006 12:22 am (UTC)
Well the commandment says "You shall not covet your neighbor's wife." not "you shall not use your neighbours pony for S&M" :-P
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Cordial Kirsty of the Castle: It is what it islinwe_ancalime on November 15th, 2006 12:40 am (UTC)
Methinks I gotta refresh until it says: "For Christmas I deserve a pointy eared hotty." :D

You should be more specific or you may end up with Spoc, and we all know there's nothing sexier than someone shouting "beam me up Scotty" at that special moment. ;-) :-P

On that note I'll take my tired head to bed so I can get up in 5.5 hours for work.
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Niki the Wanderersinneahtes on November 15th, 2006 01:23 am (UTC)
I wonder how many kidneys you would have to give to get enough points to ask for a "pointy eared hotty," anyway...